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The project plan template for a magical online launch, without the burnout

What if you could have a wildly successful launch without the stress?

What if you never had to plan out your online program launch again because you had an easy to use, step-by-step launch guide?

With the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan, there’s no scrambling to figure out how your next launch should go. You’ll learn how to plan a highly effective, successful, and sustainable launch — in just 2 hours. And we’ll give you all the tools you need to do it.

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If you’ve ever launched an online course or program before, or if you’re in the process of preparing for your first launch right now, then you know that they can be… stressful.

You might have struggled with 60 (or more) hour work weeks during launches, confusion over which tasks you should delegate to the rest of your team, double and triple checking your to-do list and still having things fall through the cracks…

There’s a better way.

In just 2 hours, your launch could be completely planned out, start to finish. With your team, your killer program, and your emotional energy all accounted for.

So you can turn your pre-launch stress into seamless productivity

…using the tried-and-true methods we share in this easy-to-follow, step-by-step guide.

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The Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan
will help you plan your next launch in just 2 hours by giving you a launch template that you can customize for your team.

Right now, you might be struggling with pre-launch anxiety. Maybe you feel caught up in the rollercoaster of exhaustion, being emotionally drained, never getting a full night’s sleep, and having team members quit on you…

Imagine if during your next launch, you felt energized and rejuvenated by the success of your business because you didn’t have to worry about planning everything yourself.

You can make that a reality in just 2 hours with the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan!

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Tell me if this sounds like you...

You struggle with pre-launch anxiety
You’re tired of sleepless nights and feeling burnt out even before your launch is over
You wish there was a way to make your launch more efficient and organized

What if there was a way that you could have a done-for-you system that will guide you through each phase of the launch process?

A lot of online businesses will say launches are chaotic and exhausting. Period.

But they don’t have to be!

That’s why we created the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan template + system.

We’re sharing the exact method we’ve used for planning dozens of launches for clients. Launches that are actually sustainable, with special care given to the best ways to decompress during a launch.

Because I want you to walk away from your next launch feeling excited to do it again.

So if you want a launch plan that will only take you 2 hours and make your life way easier...

Grab the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan
today..

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Hi there, I’m Sam from Dirty Alchemy 👋

We help 6- and 7-figure magical online businesses launch life-changing programs and courses.

Over the years, we’ve perfected our system of raking in money for our clients without the stress that most entrepreneurs think is just part of launching.

We’re making the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan public so that we can help online entrepreneurs launch their program in a way that’s efficient, organized, wildly successful, and totally stress-free.

If you want to learn more about our past projects and a handful of the launches we’ve managed, visit our portfolio.

We’ve managed dozens of launches over the past decade, and we’ve seen everything online launches have to offer: the beauty and magic of birthing a new program into the world…

...and the stress, pressure, and all-out mental breakdowns that can come with it.

Launching a new program is a lot! There’s so much mental and emotional energy that goes into it. Not just for the CEO (although as business owners we deal with a ton of the launch pressure!) but also for everyone on our team. We’ve seen teams fall apart during launches because they’re disorganized and chaotic. And we’ve seen the would-be incredible programs they were launching bring that negative energy with them into the world.

But…

We’ve also seen businesses triple their revenue, attract thousands of new clients, and become stronger than ever through launching. We’ve led launches that are actually fun, where the team celebrates together and the new online program is birthed into the world feeling fan-freaking-tastic.

All that positive energy is yours to create during your launch.

It’s alllll about how you get it done.

That’s why we created the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan.

We're sharing what we know from our experience planning online program launches for dozens of 6- and 7- figure online businesses...

Years ago, we started managing online launches that had the typical chaotic launch roller coasters that so many businesses are used to...

And we set out to change that.

Now, we understand how launches become stressful…

So we know exactly what business owners need to do (and avoid!) to make them stress-free.

The trick?

A detailed launch plan that tells you exactly WHAT you need to do and WHEN you need to do it for the 3 month period around the launch.

We’ve spent a decade learning how to have a highly successful launch without the anxiety

so that you don’t have to.

Our Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan guide is essentially a decade in the making…

...But it'll only take you 2 hours to implement!

Ready for the guide that’s going to transform your launches from endless stress to “hell yes!”?

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The strategy and tools we provide in the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan is the same one we've used to help dozens of 6- and 7-figure magical businesses launch highly-lucrative online programs that bring in tons of new clients.

Now, it’s your turn.

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$297
today for only $37

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What you’ll get...

01
DONE-FOR-YOU 3-MONTH
ONLINE PROGRAM LAUNCH TEMPLATES

Steal my online launch template from managing dozens of multiple-5 and 6 figure online course launches. Created in both Asana & Trello so that you can plug them into your team’s project management system today.

Value: $197

02
5-WEEK MINI-LAUNCH TEMPLATES

Have a small product that you want to sell next month? Or just doing a small re-open of your membership to boost sales mid-Quarter? Use this template to make sure you have everything you need laid out for a last-minute launch.

Value: $97

03
THE DIRTY ALCHEMY LAUNCH
PLANNING WORKBOOK

This 20-page workbook will get you clear on everything you need to decide on for your big launch. You’ll have all your details & you can bring this PDF to your next team meeting to get everyone on the same page & ready to hit the ground running!

Value: $47

04
THE QUICK START VIDEO

Follow our 10-minute Quick Start video instructions to get your launch plan template in & customized today. You’ll also receive a second video if you want to hear a bit about the Why’s of how the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan templates are set up.

Value: $7

Total Value: $348

For only $297 $37

You can have your next launch plan done in just 2 hours.

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Did we mention it only takes 2 hours?

Yup. It's that fast.

The Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan gives you a full launch plan template, so all you need to do is customize it here and there to fit your business...

And voila!

A killer launch plan based on a wildly successful formula that takes no time at all.

Goodbye stress.

Goodbye burnout.

Say hello to your future: a brighter, happier, magical launch!

HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS...

1. Grab your digital copy of the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan here.

2. Check your inbox for your login info so you can jump in and get started today!

3. Upload the launch plan template to your Asana or Trello.

4. Customize your launch plan based on your team size & timeline.

5. Share it with your team & then LAUNCH your genius into the world!

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FAQs About the
Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan

You’re here just in time! Even if you’re big launch is coming up in a few weeks & you’re full steam ahead in to-do’s, having a project plan in place to make sure that nothing is falling through the cracks will save you a ton of 3 a.m. anxiety.
All you have to do is check off all the tasks you’ve already done and keep charging forward! Your team & your spouse will thank you.
You can absolutely use our Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan project plans if you don’t have a team! As a solopreneur you wear SO MANY hats — including the CEO, the manager, and the employee.
If you use this template to create a vision as the CEO, create a plan (with the 2H2L templates) as the manager, and carry out the tasks & hit deadlines as the employee, you’ll not only be very, very caring to yourself (don’t be an evil boss to your own self!), but you’re creating excellent habits for when you are ready to hire support!
Due to the digital nature of the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan—and the fact that you can consume it in just a couple, short hours—we do not offer refunds.
Heck yes! We actually have extra templates for this exact reason.
If you want to launch a mini product or program in a few weeks time, just use the Mini Launch template & you’ll have everything you need.
It starts as soon as you join! This is a self-paced, instant access, done-for-you customizable template & quickie workshop, so all you have to do is sign up and you’ll get everything delivered straight to your inbox.
So you can start today! Or tomorrow! Or next week! Or next year! (Though my vote is for starting sooner rather than later!)
Totally fine! You can download the list of tasks & timelines and use it in your own project management system.
And if you don’t have a project management system yet — it’s time to start! I love Asana & while it may take a hot second to get used to it, you are going to free up SO MUCH mental space by not using your journal or your inbox as your to-do list.
Ooooo you’re going to love this. If you’ve never launched before then this is your road map.
You’ll probably want to start with the mini launch template that’s included in 2 Hours to Launch so you can experience what a launch is like before jumping into a full-on 90-day launch, but this is going to include everything you need for success.
Click here to join the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan today!
This workshop is 8 years in the making…
But it’ll only take you 5 seconds to join and about 2 hours to implement!